Welcome lnj. Your first exposé to the virtual world. The blog is a result of lnj's simmering tension over the many vices of the elite and successful. Too cliche, lnj knows but is not great life built upon cliches?
Lnj tries to be positive in outlook but the world makes it a predicament. Hence the blog comes in to save lnj's brain from splattered all over the lecture hall. Or kitchen sink. Or this laptop. Mind you, the warranty has expired.
*Hi, I'd like you to repair this laptop. It doesn't seem to work anymore after my sister went mental. Don't mind the red sticky bit you'll find nestling between the words on the keyboards. Just chuck 'em out. I do*
*What's this red stuff?*
*Oh, the disgusting remnants of my sister's overused brain*
*Gulp* Sorry sir, but the warranty has expired* Hand erratically jabbing the Met's number.
*Damnnn!! (mad at lnj) She should've told me that in the will or something. 2 and half hours of my life I'll never get back. (mad at laptop guy) So much for a queueing system. And you told me that in less than 5 secs. I'll definitely cross over to Mac now!*
See, to save this hypothetical brother from the inside of a congested prison lnj decided to write this blog instead. Well..the bizarre conversation above is not entirely hypothetical. Part of it was drawn from lnj's own pent up frustration & wasted time at Apple Store. She said she would kept it hush hush, but this blog is guessing that she must be boiling underneath. Her way of screaming "Keep your hands off my money!" to Apple.
Till next incident, fellow humans.
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